Information On Cat

Information On Cat

Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks in the manager’s door;
Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor;
Everything she’s chosen is conveniently frozen.
“Eat it and come back for more!”

Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew;
Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
Knows how to flavour a stew.
Never need to worry with a tin of ‘Hurri Curri’:
“Poisoned especially for you!”

No use to complain
If you’re caught out in the rain;
Your mother’s quite insane.
Cat food cat food cat food again.

Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper
Dying to finish the course;
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce.
Don’t think I am that rude if I tell you that it’s cat food,
“Not even fit for a horse!”

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  • VT Fancy Felines

    1/5/08: Every year cat lovers flock to VT Fancy Felines to watch cat competitions, buy cat goodies and soak up the atmosphere.

    All Breed Judge Sharon Roy introduced the audience to the many cat breeds in attendance at the Cat Parade.

    Featured:
    http://www.vermontfancyfelines.org/home.htm

    Music:
    The Smittens, “My Favorite Dream,” A Little Revolution

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    So… yeah. This is Romeow. I was in my sister’s room because I found him laying on her bed, so I got the dog (Macie) uo there, too. I was trying to get Macie’s attention but I had to make a strange noise for her look at me. I said “Macie, ellellell” and Romeow looked at me, shocked, and hissed… so… that’s what this is.

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    Eek The Cat - Mailman & Sharky

    Yes, I know… I love the serie!!

    For more clips - http://www.eekthecatworld.com
    Sorry for the subs.

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    Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren’t representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued. Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. — all to no avail.

    One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the ‘problem’ for posterity

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